♪. That's right. Let me get our general manager. Just make sure it has a mustache on it. And in here, we're test-marketing a new mascot, Meaty, the Quick to Anger Clown. Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here, and now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right. Absolutely. F.D. Well, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere. Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. I took a bunch of pictures. Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen? Okay, and if I win, you have to go online and download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal, and you have to forward it to all your friends with the message, "Oh, my God, look what I just found online! You've already had, like, thirty hamburgers. No, but seriously, there's something I want to talk to you about. Stewie: Well, yes, I have a baby- ohhhh. F.D. Take it!" Well, here's my missile." Those people are bad, and I'm gonna prove it to the world. Shut up, Brian. ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father now that you have a mustache. No, I own the restaurant. Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house Someone just cleaned that floor Whoo-hoo! (11909557) If we can get you out of here, would you be willing to testify publicly about these atrocities? Oh, my God, Peter, look! Mom, it's been three months. The slogan is, " You must stash your Must-Stash in the mustache.". Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Sweetheart, that's incredible! I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Guy! The courage lies with a man who has the guts to say "No" to a fast food restaurant, and eat a salad instead. Stewie: [after making out with Connie while naked] Look! Now, if you'll excuse me for a second, I have to go to the bathroom for about 30 minutes, as I eat a lot of meat. He had a mustache, which is practically like a wedding ring. Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight Bright light, feeling pretty psyched. He's collecting Cleveland's mail while he's out of town. The left half of his body is completely paralyzed. Five minutes. I am going to bite your fingers. Five-minute break! You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing? McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] Released: 2008-01-13, Rated: TV-14. Yeah, besides, Peter, those companies have huge legal divisions. Excuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children? You know, Connie, look. Pardon me, we're two Asian businessmen looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries, and we'd like a tour of your facility. Oh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt. Good old gambling man Peter. Score: 29.226. Listen to your heart bleed. Wow, look at these men! A nude baby! I, or rather, my alter ego, Zac Sawyer, am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High. ... Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] Released: 2008-01-13, Rated: TV-14. Come to think of it, I...can't really feel anything on the left half of my body. Politics! Well, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there," but then you fold in the side-view mirrors and sure enough, "Well, look at that.". This is the evidence you've been looking for! You're right. Well, you've effectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you? Hi there. Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. [Lois kneels down and embraces Peter in bed; his left eye and part of his mouth are grotesquely hanging over, and his left arm has become limp] Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel? Have we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month, as it is the 70th birthday of his mustache? Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico this Saturday night at a**l Point? "Hey, baby, I'm not gay!" And all because of a little upper-lip hair. All right, baby, those are the magic words. Is he gonna be okay? I drank eight gallons of water today. Don't forget to help yourself to the buffet. The hell with that. A nude baby! High school is such a serious thing These problems matter. Stewie: Yeah, I am ready for sex. Hey. Really? Come to think of it, I can't really feel anything on the left half of my body. Hey. "McStroke" is the eighth episode of season six of the animated comedy series Family Guy. Brian enters behind him]. Yeah, besides, Peter, those companies have huge legal divisions. Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here, and now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right. [the others laugh]. "Okay, take it! Bring the beer over here! Let's see what's behind this door. I think they're messy! Mom, it's been three months. If only there was some way I could be like everybody else again. To say, '"I will eat this salad with pride. [takes her shirt off]. Really? Lois, black people are different than you and I. Grape Soda Today, Orange Soda Quarterly, The Fruit Punch Reader. Who likes McBurgertown burgers? Be careful you're not held in contempt of cat! " Does this yellow hat make my ass look fat?". Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing, but get a grip on yourself. Family Guy - Season 6: McStroke - Peter grows a moustache and gets free burgers for life for saving the owner of McBurgertown; after eating thirty he has a stroke and sues the company; Stewie becomes the coolest kid in high school. We have a new product in our mustache catalog that makes a great stocking stuffer. Comment. Brian, I'm sorry, but what do I keep saying? Then I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy. He was not. I've tackled tougher jobs before. I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack … And it only took five minutes? We call it the Must-Stash. Score: 29.227. "Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." "Yeeha! Lois: Doctor, what happened? It's sort of a dark joke. Well, you've effectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you? You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so. It was your own fault. He had a mustache, which is practically like a wedding ring. They have 100 lawyers, and you tried to bribe me with a subscription to Grape Soda Today, which I already have! » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy, ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ Oh, I think we just send a nice card. They have 100 lawyers, and you tried to bribe me with a subscription to Grape Soda Today, which I already have! I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap. McStroke. Directed by Brian Iles, James Purdum, Peter Shin. We call it the Must-Stash. Oh, no, Brian. Hey, why don't you guys get lost? I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast, and then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity. Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo gas. Oh, gosh, yeah, I don't really see how that's gonna work out. [swallows] And it's working! At that time, our value meal consisted of a hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike. To hell with you all. Hey! I should sue her. Excellent. You know what, I'm gonna take a five-minute break. This court finds in favor of the defendant, McBurgertown Industries. Doctor, what happened? Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house Someone just cleaned that floor Whoo-hoo! ♪. What class. Over across the street. Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. Just make sure it has a mustache on it. ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. So, I'm shaving last night at this make-out party. That's really funny. Ew! You and your delicious hamburgers. I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be. [Cutaway to Peter looking in the refrigerator; one of his legs is that of a horse. What are you, a construction worker? Wow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas. Report. But how do you intend to escape? I watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket. All rights reserved. Peter: [slurred speech due to stroke] Uh... ad etter ays, Ois. Follow. Please give me your word that you won't go in that door. You wanna go out to a**l Point this weekend, see what all the buzz is about? What, did you come over here to rape my daughter? Watch Family Guy Free Here-Peter is offered unlimited burgers from a fast food restaurant for saving its owner in a fire, but suffers a stroke after eating too many. What can we, as citizens, do about mustache awareness? You kill me, I kill you, we both go to Heaven! And to show my gratitude, I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers. These kids today are so easy to manipulate. Categories: Tweet. Peter starts an anti-immigration group, however, he quickly changes his mind when he finds out that he was born in Mexico. There's somebody trapped inside! "Hey, baby, I'm not gay!" Okay, you just want me to spray the water at the fire and try to put it out? [at school, word of Stewie's penis has spread], Girl: Nothing, baby penis. Wow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas. The perfect Family Guy Mcstroke Animated GIF for your conversation. It's a mustache, Lois! If we can get you out of here, would you be willing to testify publicly about these atrocities? McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] Released: 2008-01-13, Rated: TV-14. 'Cause I have no idea. "Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." Someone call an ambulance! So to all of you salad-eating homosexuals, I say, "Thank you." I watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket. Cow: I cannot stay here? Playing next. Sweet. I'm a freakin' baby, and I'm cooler than they are. [the school security guards come and place Connie in handcuffs], Connie D'Amico: Ah! I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast, and then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity. No, but seriously, there's something I want to talk to you about. I have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope that you will see the need for change, but always remember, what I have done here today is not a courageous act. There's somebody trapped inside! [at the Griffins' house] And thank you, Peter, for all you've done to expose this grave injustice. Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been, and I might answer most of your questions with a story, but mostly, my mustache tells people that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale p0rn magazines out in the open, and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones. Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse v*g1n*, but I prefer the term mustache. ... Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Tweet. Check out my pen1s! You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing? I'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown. " But this is our oil.". Hey, Rupert, what if the refrigerator was a monster that talked like this? Lois: Boy, it, it just seems like a real burden to me. I respect women when I'm on a date I take them to the park or maybe a museum And I only try to kiss them if they're ready Whoo-hoo! Normal voice, normal voice. marks an incomplete episode. ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. 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